Lucy Pinder, The Only British Royalty We Care About

If this parody porn has informed us correctly, it seems that there's a royal wedding coming up some time this week. But you know what? We kinda don't care about that stuff. And why should we? Sure, Kate Middleton is about to become Princess of something or other (that's her official title, right?), but Lucy Pinder is already Queen of Boobs.

What's that? You say you don't believe us? Um, why don't you take a look at her right here, all topless and stuff.

Yeah, we thought that would change your mind.

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