Pushing The Line Between Softcore Flick And Horror Film

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Dig the summary of "Final Examination": "A burned out L.A. detective moves to Hawaii, where he stumbles upon a murder at a college sorority reunion." That's like five or six crappy movie cliches, so this movie has five or six sex scenes!

We expect our horror films to have at least a little bit of sex thrown in them, but this is over the top. Every time two characters get together, they start rubbing their lips against each other suggestively and making O-faces. Better yet, they all make the exact same O-face! Sometimes we wish the world was exactly like they depict it in softcore porn, and then all you had to do to please a lover is kiss, strip, and dry-hump really really slowly for about two minutes longer than normal genitals can actually stand.

· Buy "Final Examination" (2003) (amazon.com)