Why Is Van Damme Fucking Ferris Bueller’s Girlfriend?

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Better question: why haven't we seen this clip before? If we had known that the 1994 action-thriller "Timecop" featured Mia Sara (a.k.a. Sloane Peterson) rolling around naked in bed with Jean-Claude Van Damme, we would've purchased the VHS from the Blockbuster bargain bin years ago.

Sure, there's the issue of trying to take Van Damme out of your vision, but that's not so bad. Just pretend that all of the wacky adventures that Ferris Bueller went on after high school contributed to him becoming really really ripped and French. Or maybe the Timecop traveled from 1994 back to 1986 and stole Sloane from Ferris. Yeah, that would be a sick concept for a movie that only plays in the masturbatory theaters of our minds.

· "Timecop" (1994) (imdb.com)