“The Cougar Club 3” Has Bouncers With Bigger Bounce

You can't just waltz your way into this club. If you want in, you better be a MILFy mama with massive mammaries and libido to match. If not that, you better be stacked enough to handle one of the aforementioned women.

Because this stuff takes endurance, people! Nica Noelle, Michelle Lay, and Magdalene St. Michaels have all taken an "American Pie"-style pact to seduce and screw younger men, and they're looking for love in all the right places: in restaurants, at the gym, and even around the neighborhood.

Nica Noelle is a little reserved about the idea of sleeping with a younger man, but that all changes when her daughter's ex-boyfriend, Rocco Reed, shows up in need of some guidance. Nica doesn't hold grudges like her daughter does; she knows that every boy needs some warmth now and then, and she lets Rocco find it right between her tits. Rocco gets to spoon-fuck the woman he's always wanted, and Nica completes her part of the pact with a little help from Rocco's throbbing cock.

Michelle Lay has always had her sights on Xander Corvus, the hot trainer at her gym, but she's never had the courage to confront him. She figures she'll kill two birds with one stone: she gets some private help with toning her glutes, and once everyone is sweaty and endorphined out, she lets Xander have a closer look at that ass she's been dangling in his face. Seducing the guy turns out to be much easier than fitting his dick in her mouth, but Michelle is up for the workout.

Magdalene St. Michaels fears that her game-spitting is too tame, and she won't be able to keep up her part of the pact. Fortunately, she catches the eye of a charming waiter who decides that the only special on the menu is his penis. Anthony Rosano strips Magdalene of everything but her tall leather boots, and they fuck on the floor of the restaurant because business is apparently quite bad in this economy and Anthony was going to quit anyway.

When we said "The Cougar Club 3" was "American Pie"-esque, we should've mentioned that every woman plays Stifler's mom/is hotter than Stifler's mom, and embarrassing hijinks are non-existent. Oh, and there's no prom to go to. Here's hoping that Nica Noelle pens "The Cougar Club 4: Prom Cougars" soon! For now, there's this, and it's phenomenal.

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