Do You Really “Love Anal,” Phoenix Marie?

Isn't it important to you, the consumer, that the people you're paying to perform services have a proficiency in them? And it wouldn't bother you, would it, if they loved what they were doing? Well, I think Phoenix Marie loves anal because she's so good at it.

Sunny Leone's "I Love Anal" features five scenes of women taking it (and by "it," I mean a penis) in the pooper (and by "the," I mean that, unlike ears or nostrils, one only has one pooper).

Phoenix Marie has a timelessly porny figure, and she and the timelessly porny Nick Manning go through this pleasant half-pantomime where she, as a bike-loving slut (she is not acting) in a slut costume, has the following Spartan exchange with the leather-clad, cigarette-smoking Manning:

Manning: You're touching my bike.
Marie: I like it.
Manning: Take your fucking clothes off.

There are some people with whom ass-fucking looks like a dirty act, but with Marie it just looks necessary. She seems to have been built for just that. Not all people who do anal-especially those who hold out for as long as they can in order to get a better rate-should, but Phoenix Marie should.

A further lagniappe for the consumer is that the scenes included in this movie were actually shot between three and four years ago, which makes this movie a period piece.

Oh, and in case you're keeping score, Manning's post-spew valedictory is "Droppin' loads on your fuckin' snatch."

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Buy "I Love Anal" (gamelink.com)
Sunlust Pictures (sunlustpictures.com)
Buy "I Love Anal" (gamelink.com)
Sunlust Pictures (sunlustpictures.com)
Buy "I Love Anal" (gamelink.com)
Sunlust Pictures (sunlustpictures.com)
Buy "I Love Anal" (gamelink.com)
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Buy "I Love Anal" (gamelink.com)