Marital Aids Of The Future: Ryder Skye Gets Parts Engooped

The delightful Ryder Skye has had a cupcake batter-like substance (at least that's what I'd do) dumped on her in an attempt to strike a mold of her frame for the purpose of at-home mounting. As you can see from the photograph, the mixture was lovingly applied; there was probably a soprano saxophonist nearby, blowing slow over dusky rhythms.

Skye will be part of marital aid manufacturer Topco's Wildfire Celebrity Series, to be unveiled at January's AVN Expo.

"I am extremely excited to be molded by a top toy company like Topco," Skye said in a press release, which means she probably didn't say it. "They do amazing work and being associated with them has been a goal of mine that I'm very happy to achieve. I hope my fans have as much fun with this toy as I had making it."

While I don't doubt that getting batter dumped on you was not unpleasant, Ms. Skye, I really hope your fans have a much better time with this toy than you had making it. Otherwise there's nothing to keep them from just stripping naked and backing into some warm cookie dough (I understand Violet Blue does this), skipping the sex toy entirely.

But if the mold is done right, perhaps fans will get the same sensation Barrett Blade did with the actual Skye in "The Artist."

· Ryder Skye (ryderskye.com)
· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)
· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "The Artist" (gamelink.com)