Calm Down, Girl, It’s Just A Vibrator

Girl, you are straight trippin' off that vibrator stuck between your legs. Where did you get that? What batteries did you put in there? We've never seen someone look so self-sufficient and it is a massive turn-on.

When you think about it, this could be a really useful skill for astronauts. You could probably blast this girl off into space on a five-year journey and she could just masturbate the whole way. But who are we to exploit this girl's toy collection in the name of science? She's working her own laboratory and discovering quite a lot. Oh, and that part at the end where she's completely come-dazed and clit-drunk: super fucking hot.

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