Sex Now, Reading Later

What are you doing? Reading? Unless that's some really good erotica in your hand, you need to put the book down and start having sex with this foxy blonde chick who is all over you. Prioritize your life.

We guess some people just love literature more than anything else; you can tell that this is one of those guys. While she's rubbing his naked body, sucking his cock, and riding him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, he has this tragically distant look on his face: "I wonder what would happen if Bella had chosen Jacob over Edward?" We've wondered the exact same thing, homie, just not mid-coitus.

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