“Game Of Thrones”? More Like Game Of Bones!

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For real though, let's try to figure out what the preferred sexual positions are in "Game of Thrones" and then at the end of the season, we can say "such-and-such style, the official position of HBO's 'Game of Thrones'" when describing sex scenes.

So far, we feel like doggie-style is where it's at, based on this week's lovely full-frontal session with Esme Bianco as well as the one from a few weeks ago with Emilia Clarke. Oh, by the way, we'd like to add that Esme Bianco is a quadruple-threat: actor, model, singer, and burlesque performer. She's worked with Agent Provocateur and The Modern Courtesan, and we hear that her trademark burlesque performance is something called "White Wedding" in which she busts out of a wedding cake.

Basically, we just want you to know that HBO is finding the perfect people to get naked in "Game of Thrones," and also, we don't want you to be surprised if Esme explodes out of somebody's meal this season.

· "Game of Thrones" (hbo.com)