Every New Magazine Ought To Feature This Naked Redhead

No joke. We think it's absolutely brilliant of Treats! Magazine to have this young woman, Fanny, appear in their very first issue. From now on, we cannot help but associate their product with their ability to deliver the redhead of our dreams.

Then again, this sets the bar rather high. What if we don't see Fanny in issue number two? Or what if there's no nudity at all in following issues? What if, instead of full frontal "fashion," we get asked take a stress test with an E-meter and then we end up in some serious Scientology camp? Actually, if we were told that Fanny here was OT VIII or something, we'd gladly join.

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