Britain Asserts That They Grow The Biggest Boobs

The nerve of some people! The beginning of this article starts with a little discussion about how "the Yanks gave us fast food" but because Britain contains an infinite amount of boobage, they are superior. Hmph! We're taking our McDonald's back then.

Because we're simply not in the mood to round-up a team of naturally endowed females to fight the Crown. We'd prefer to spend this time waiting, reading their lad mags, getting the low down and the skinny on these fat ol' titties before we battle. Yeah, we're in the intelligence game and we've been playing tons of Stratego, so Nuts better watch out the next time it writes a check it's well-shaped butt cannot cash.

· Via Pretty Hot and Sexy (prettyhotandsexy.sk)