Penelope, Hot Even When Making Death Threats

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Remember when Tom Cruise was a hottie, not some freaky Scientology tabloid fixture? When he got to roll around with topless Penelope Cruz, when we actually looked forward to seeing his action movies, when he wasn't the butt of all Napoleon jokes? Yeah, that was then.

Revel in it, folks, because we don't think it's coming back anytime soon. Tom Cruise really rocked the surreal and the sci-fi; remember "Minority Report" and "Eyes Wide Shut"? At least Penelope has remained reliably a total babe. Who's looking forward to pregnancy boobs in the "Pirates" installment this summer? We are.

· "Vanilla Sky" (2001) (amazon.com)
· Via Nudography (nudography.com)