Friends With “Unemployment Benefits” Are Better Than Fuck Buddies

If you're looking for a casual sex pal, try to find the least complicated person you can. The unemployed are great for this sort of thing because they have tons of free time and they fuck to forget their impending financial crises.

After Sindee Jennings was fired from her job as a travel agent (a dying breed, sadly), she took her severance pay and bought a nice, wide couch. The only thing that gets money woes off her mind is the ability to skillfully take cock in her tight, talented, squirting pussy on a daily basis, and if she's going to be stuck on the couch all day, it needs to be big enough to handle her. Her last couch was only good for watching "Maury," and no one wants to have sex while "Maury" is on (we hope).

Romana Ryder wasn't dismissed from her job, but she did feel some pressure to leave. You see, she was dying to suck her boss's cock, and she knew that doing so would cause a stir in the office and possibly get the both of them fired. Although she may have to take a second mortgage on her home, Romana Ryder does the noble thing: she quits her job, gives the HR manager the finger, marches to her boss's office, and tears his pants to pieces. As she lies on his desk and spreads her lips apart, Romana knows that she made the right decision. We'd like to think they fall in love, get married, and awkwardly invite the co-workers to the wedding.

When Isis Love gets into a serious Tae Kwon Do fistfight with a colleague, she gets sent home with her last paycheck, bruised legs, and a battered heart. But fortunately, Danny Mountain is waiting for her to treats those wounds with some sexual healing. He kisses the purple spots on her thighs, tracing a trail to her pussy, and making her drip with anticipation before he plunges his tongue inside. By the time Danny gingerly sticks his finger in her ass, Isis feels much better about losing her job, and she decides to join the Peace Corps like she's always wanted.

Maybe we expected a little more lazy masturbation, but nonetheless, "Unemployment Benefits" shows you the best part of being jobless in this economy. Trust us, we're writers.

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