Better Believe You “Fucked A Zombie”

May 25, 2011
GRAM-PONANTE

Now that our friends at the Centers for Disease Control have told us how to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse, Rodney Moore, Harper Leigh, et al hip us to how to behave when zombies don't want us for our brains.

I Can't Believe I Fucked A Zombie

Studio: Rodney Moore
Director: Rodney Moore
Starring: Caroline Pierce, Nikki Daniels, Rachel O, Harper Leigh, Rodney Moore

Review by: Gram Ponante

God Bless Rodney Moore. The porn legend continues to create outsider smut from his home base in Seattle, using unknowns and strippers as well as old (but not too old) friends like Caroline Pierce, who gamely shuffles through Pioneer Square as a zombie.

A group of teenagers walks by as Pierce-looking like a Nirvana roadie and nothing more-staggers through downtown Seattle murmuring "Fuck Me." Do they know they're in a porn movie? It is odd that Pierce would have fit right in to the "Smells Like Teen Spirit" video but times have changed so much that her look is retroactively porny.

The ultra low-budget "I Can't Believe I Fucked A Zombie" may lead the viewer to believe that in these four juicy, apple-bottomed women, each shot POV-style by the director, Moore has found his Feminine Ideal. All they say is "Fuck Me." Then they leave.

We don't know why they're zombies or why they are compelled to only visit Moore at his home. They just do. Maybe he is controlling their minds? In any case, each does the same thing:

1. Walk through a public area in the Pacific Northwest
2. Continually say "Fuck Me"
3. Arrive at Moore's home and undress
4. Blow Moore, then be fucked by him

This is even more high-concept than most Porn Valley material, yet it is very refreshing to see different locations and different bodies. Each is a stunner in her own way, and Nikki Daniels has a clit that is a movie in itself.

"I Can't Believe I Fucked A Zombie" won't win any awards. For one thing, there is ample evidence that Moore can believe he fucked a zombie, and it's not like his POV indicates any remorse. We can also hear him giving directions to the actresses that he-the editor-didn't bother editing out. But I hope it sells well to old fans and new, as it is a goofy and good-natured movie that makes us want to fuck our own zombies.

· Rodney Moore (rodneymoore.com)
· Buy "I Can't Believe I Fucked A Zombie" (gamelink.com)