The Axe Angels Want You (To Smell Like Axe)

What's that, Axe Angels? You say you need someone to help you put sunscreen on your back? Someone to paddle your canoe, complete your game of spin the bottle, and referee your bikini wrestling competition while you try to convince heterosexual men to douse their bodies in your heavily fragranced line of personal hygiene products? Say no more, we're on our way ... as long as you don't, you know, ask us to actually use that stuff.

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