How To Pass Time At The Unemployment Office

May 7, 2008
LUX-ALPTRAUM

Being unemployed is hard. You've got no money and nothing to do, all your friends are busy with their day jobs... and don't even get us started on the wait at the unemployment office. Of course, if you're truly resourceful, you could probably find a fun way to pass the time — and you won't even need a magazine! (Bringing your favorite dildo might help, though. We're sure it won't affect your eligibility for benefits.)