Morning Wood

· Pouty-lipped hottie Avy Lee Roth (alleged daughter of David) cashes in on famous name to jump-start her porn career. Whoever her father is, we're sure she's making him proud. (photos by Mikey & Mandy @ wearemakingporn.com, 4/5 entry)

· Meanwhile, "The Amazing Race"'s Victoria Fuller furthers her career the old-fashioned way: by posing for Playboy. Like you'd be reading about her if she hadn't? (phun.org, via DS)

· Nerve comes up with "29 Thoughts About the Apparent Sexiness of 'Desperate Housewives'". We can think of at least 30. (nerve.com)

· Behold Britain's Best Boobs of 2005. We're wondering what the preliminary competition was like. (barfland.com)

· In more international breast news, controversy over Maria Sharapova's rack ignites fake nipple craze in Japan. Uh, whatever. (Wai Wai - thanks Dave)

· We always thought that college was supposed to be the time one appeared in porn films—how else we were supposed to earn beer money? (clickondetroit.com)

· At least we didn't spend our college years snipping locks of women's hair and pissing on our classmates. Then again, we didn't go to Princeton. (NY Post, via Sploid)