Try To Get Your Lesbian Lover’s Name Right

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If your girl's name is Roberta, don't accidentally call her Robert. Such a faux pas will totally disrupt the cunnilingus and, according to the movie "Python," will summon a python to come and eat you. The snake is attracted to awkwardness.

Fortunately for the snake, this movie is chock-full of it: it's a made-for-TV movie with gratuitous nudity, starring a super deadly python that escaped from a military plane crash. Oh, and it also stars Wil Wheaton and Jenny McCarthy. We don't know why they're not getting naked and having oral sex for our entertainment, but we're sure they contribute to the movie in other valuable ways.

· "Python" (2000) (imdb.com)