Making Messes on “Oriental Rugs”

If you think Sakura Anna, Japanese star of "Oriental Rugs 2," bears a passing resemblance to Asa Akira, you're right on track: they are both women. That's where the similarity ends, though, as Anna has a lot of pubic hair.

One of porn's enduring gifts is the necessity to create clever, memorable titles in an oversaturated marketplace. That is why "Oriental Rugs" is the Asian-themed pube movie that sticks in our heads.

And the lovely Anna, with her silky, jet-black pubic thatch offsetting her subtle, enigmatic, exotic, perhaps cunning, good-at-math Asian skin, smiles sweetly at us as somehow her partner finds her vagina behind all that obstructive camouflage, accentuating the ancient mysteries of the Orient.

We should totally write for the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog. In the meantime, we can't wait for "Persian Rugs" and "Low-Pile Sorority Carpets."

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