Belladonna Is Starring In Porn Again!

We thought that Belladonna would never step in front of the camera again. We thought that her days of performing extreme sex acts on camera were over, and never again would she emerge from the director's seat. Never say never, folks.

According to various Twitter accounts, Belladonna was coaxed back into porn by Kimberly Kane! How did Kimberly do it? Was it a clever argument, bowing and begging, or a generous bribe? It was an orgy.

Belladonna's Twitter tells the tale better than we can, but if we might summarize yesterday's events, it seems like one minute she was filming a blowjob scene, and the next minute it became a full on orgy with Kimberly Kane, Jamey Janes, Rico Strong, Mark Wood, and John Strong. After two years of standing around, capturing this kind of carnal carnage on film, Belladonna was tired of everyone else having all the fun; she jumped into the mass of bodies and, as she tells us, got caught up in "deep throating, double vag, pussy sucking, spit swapping, [and] anal." When it was time to finish the scene, this jizz-starved legend got greedy with her menfolk, and she consumed all three loads.

So what do we do now? We're so happy that Belladonna's back that we're not sure how to handle ourselves. Here are some options:

1. Review her old movies: Spend some time in our store and get acquainted with this woman. Watch closely when she's on camera; try to get inside her brain when she's directing. She means the world to the adult industry, and it's easy to see why.
2. Watch her interview with Diane Sawyer from 2003: Belladonna states that she wasn't exactly happy with the way she was portrayed by ABC's "Primetime Thursday," and that her words were twisted to sound extra anti-pornography. Despite (er, maybe because of) the controversy surrounding this interview, it definitely deserves a look. (Part 1 and Part 2, both on YouTube.)
3. Do something nice for Kimberly Kane: We know there's no "i" in "orgy," but Kimberly is the reason that Belladonna jumped in the naked mosh pit. Twitter says so! So not only is Kimberly one of the most beloved pornstars in the industry, she's also one of the most brilliant negotiators in the history of mankind. (Suck on that, Henry Kissinger!) We think Ms. Kane summed up the day best in this tweet:

What can I say about today that hasn't already been said about Chicken Fingers?

· Belladonna's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Kimberly Kane's Twitter (twitter.com)

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