We thought it was a bit silly when the CDC posted guidelines for zombie preparedness last month. If only we'd known what sort of horrors were about to be unleashed upon the streets of Brooklyn.
Yes, folks: while we were laughing our way through the CDC's blog post, actual, factual zombies were descending on the streets of Brooklyn: storming our bars, frightening pedestrians, and, of course, lumbering through the city in search of braaaaaaaaaains. We were only barely able to escape their grasp, and are now blogging from an underground bunker in a secret location. We can only hope humanity survives this scourge intact.
But, you know, if we don't make it out, at least we can go to our deaths knowing that zombies apparently really love running around naked and flashing their boobs. So the future won't be all bad....
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