Katy Perry’s Super Secret Bikini Party

Shh, nobody say anything! We heard Katy Perry was holding an impromptu summit of the Tig Ol' Bittie Committee, and we wanted to get the scoop on what she's really for the future of her breasts, and by extension, the future of humanity.

She who controls the tits, controls the world, and by the looks of that bikini, Katy Perry might be losing her grip on the global domination front. Really, Katy, strapless? Oh no, has she seen our cameras? Abort mission! If they capture you, just remember the sight of Katy's glorious cleavage and everything will be ok!