Fleshbot’s Sexy Summer TV Guide

We've been enjoying the hell out of "Camelot," "Game of Thrones," and "The Borgias," but we know that all good TV must end. It's ok though, it's summer! That means it's time for new seasons of "Adult Content," "Adult Situations," and other things that earn TV-MA ratings.

Truth be told, we're a tad wary of this season's smut-factor. Having "Weeds" and "True Blood" back is beyond awesome, and we're excited to see what could happen in the final (albeit short) season of "Entourage," but that's about it! Our long shot choices for this summer are quite long, and if Starz doesn't surprise us with a random, history-twisting erotic drama, we'll start to pine for "Crash" and that's a tad embarrassing. Oh, but we're getting ahead of ourselves. This summer is going to be great! Here's why...

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"The Big C"
We realize that it's slightly immature of us to try and cop a glance at Laura Linney's boobs when her character is battling breast cancer, but we feel like we've been led on by this show! What with the side boob, the cleavage, and the breasts distorted by the reflection of the big, steel fridge, Showtime clearly wants us to think about her tits on the regular. So even this show is our first long shot choice of the season, it's not that long of a shot. As we said the last time we thought about this show, we bet there will be some MILFy sequence in which Linney decides to have a hedonistic romp with a bunch of young, dashing men, and then we will see her breasts. Fingers crossed; breath not held.

"Torchwood: Miracle Day"
Ok, this last one is really a long shot, but stick with us because Starz tends to come out of the cuts with the gratuitous nudity and we've learned to love them for that. Plus, don't forget what the cast of "Party Down" taught us: Starz executives push shows to include nudity whenever possible.

Anyway, "Torchwood: Miracle Day" is about this bizarre event that suddenly grants everyone on the planet immortality—people can be hurt, stunned, dismembered, and maimed, but no one dies. Naturally this flips the whole world upside-down, people go crazy, crime and evil spread all over the mofo, but that's just on the surface. You know, and we know that immortality means you can get away with much freakier sex on a regular basis. Just think: no more deaths from erotic (or autoerotic) asphyxiation! And if we had a bunch of extra eternities on our hands, we would start coming up with new fetishes on a regular basis. If all goes well, "Torchwood: Miracle Day" will introduce us to some naughty niches that further blur the boundaries between sex and death.

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