Courtney Love Reveals Scientifically Impossible Amount Of Cleavage

There's something really mystifying going on here: Courtney Love's dress is managing to reveal a ridiculous amount of boobage...and yet somehow, there's not even a whisper of areola visible. What's going on? Is this some magic dress that bends space, time, and the laws of physics? Did Courtney Love sell her nipples to the devil in exchange for her musical chops? Is there actually a nip slip going on that we're just too blind to see?

Inquiring minds want to know. (Although, you know, that devil explanation does make a lot of sense.)

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