Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey: Naked Today, Hot Mermaid Tomorrow

Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey is about to star in the highly anticipated "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" as a hot mermaid. If you're as impatient as we are, you'll appreciate this clip of Àstrid naked in a French film.

And we're sure that as you watch Àstrid do her thing, she would appreciate it if you don't make any jokes about the post-hyphen part of her last name. If you must be culturally insensitive, you can comment on the number of accented vowels she sports. Actually, some of us here have always wanted accents in our names because they look cool. It's not fair that Àstrid gets to be famous, naked, and have accents in her name. Sigh.

· See the clip at The Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)