American Apparel never disappoints us. We don't think we've browsed their wares in a long while, but seeing ads like these makes us feel like, you know, we can depend on American Apparel. How many other companies consistently flaunt boobage?
When we wake up in the morning, and we feel like we live in a country where the standard set of morals doesn't match our own, we remind ourselves that we can pick up a free Vice magazine, read it on the subway, and accidentally point a topless lady at the other riders because her tits are selling booty shorts on the back of the magazine.