"This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX" Is Packing More Than Just Protons

For one, it's packing some of the best 3D imagery that I've seen in porn. Oh, and it also came with a free trading card! I got Alexis Texas as the Ghost Librarian! Her turn on: "riding her Sybian and reading historical nonfiction at the same time." More »

Five States That Porn Valley Could Relocate To

Well, the notes are in from the Cal/OSHA porn summit...and things don't seem too hopeful for the fine, upstanding pornographers of California. Could this be the end of Porn Valley as we know it? More »

Angela Martini Flashes The Majority Of Her Vulva At The CFDA Awards

Are you getting tired of all this CFDA business? Because we're not. At this rate, we'll be writing about the CFDA Fashion Awards for the next month. The newest slip: Miss Universe Albania/Kanye West's latest hook-up, Angela Martini! More »

The Erotic Adventures Of Barbie And Friends

Back in the days of our youth, when the first pangs of sexual curiosity were infiltrating our budding young brain, we took a Ken doll, laid him on top of a Barbie, and forced them to writhe around in a simulation of what we assumed sexual ecstasy must be like. More »

Move Into The Light

X, My pussy gets wet just typing that little erotic letter. I mean just glimpsing it down there on my keyboard, my nipples get hard. But then my skin is so sensitive these days that any old letter is likely to set me off on increasingly vivid fantasies. "QWERTY" is like dirty talk to me. More »