How To Choose The Finest Squirting Video

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Maybe you have your own system, but we're not satisfied with a squirting video unless the camera gets blasted with lady come. We literally fast forward through the entire DVD and stop whenever our vision is obscured by dew droplets. You're welcome.

We prefer these sorts of clips for a number of reasons. For one, they remind us that we're watching a movie, and we like the sudden feeling of alienation that comes from being aware of the limits of the lens. Second, we think it's funny that the camera operator was trying to get really close to the action, perhaps underestimating the ejaculatory capabilities of the female in question, and then got blasted for poor calculations. It's like the adult equivalent of getting slimed by Nickelodeon.

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