More Topless Performance Art From FEMEN

At this point, the FEMEN protests have gotten far too weird for us to take them seriously as political statements (or even political theater); we're now convinced that these ladies are secret performance artists, making a larger statement about the nonsensical nature of modern political discourse (their toplessness, of course, signifying the way we are all distracted by sex scandals when more important things should really be taking our attention). There. Now we feel much better about writing about them again. (Copyranter)