Natalie Portman Topless!

Natalie Portman has never been known for being much of an exhibitionist—even a mere ass shot in "Hotel Chevalier" was enough to make her feel weird. So we'd pretty much sworn off any hope of seeing her topless...until we got in our time machine and motored back to the year 2000, that is.

See, while the modern day Natalie is strict about staying covered up, the Natalie of eleven years ago was a little more freewheeling about taking her top off. Then again, the fact that she got caught by the paparazzi sunbathing topless might be part of why she stays covered up today. Oh, the complicated relationship between the naked celeb and the press!