When It’s Dr. Suzy’s Birthday, You Get Spanked

While sex salon doyenne Dr. Susan Block celebrated her birthday by spanking the resilient asses of some of Porn Valley's most nubile and submissive starlets, she made sure to ease their torments with a chinchilla glove.

"It might not be the most politically correct tool," said the good doctor, whose Radio Suzy web show features a live studio audience, international callers, and regular guests and drop-ins like Lily Cade, Sinn Sage, Ela Darling, Rubber Necro, Sasha Sweet, Charity Bangs, and Katie Kinns, "but it feels wonderful."

Dr. Suzy's show, with its overarching "Peace through Pleasure" theme, is a blend of Warhol Factory/"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" freakout, Porn Valley hoedown, and master class on the stimulating habits of the randy Bonobo, delivered from Block's 4-poster bed as if "The McLaughlin Group" were clothing-optional.

We will not speculate on Dr. Block's physical age, but only say that the things she can get eager 19-year-old women to do would put to shame many a dirty old man.

· Dr. Susan Block (drsusanblock.com)

Dr. Susan Block (drsusanblock.com)
Dr. Susan Block (drsusanblock.com)
Dr. Susan Block (drsusanblock.com)
Dr. Susan Block (drsusanblock.com)
Dr. Susan Block (drsusanblock.com)