Holly Peers Battles Tan Lines On The Beach

All these ladies toting their big guns around on the beach kinda reminds us of the invasion of Normandy. Is that a healthy thing to think of? Perhaps all this smut is having odd shellshock effects on us.

It's worth it though! And if we view Holly and her friends as a battalion of Allied forces, it's only because we so passionately believe in her causes: vitamin D, even coloring, and a fresh pair of nipples for everyone to gaze at. If we could, we would join her ranks in a heartbeat. It's just, you know, we kind of need a base tan to start with. And maybe big boobs.