It might sound like we've just horribly botched a classic idiom, but we're actually talking about how pretty this April Summers girl is. If things start getting blurry, it's not your computer acting up, it's your eyeballs.
Zoo Magazine has a small collection of April's naked photos from lad magazines, Playboy France, and other publications. We don't know what it is, but something about her hits us as the essence of blonde bombshell-ness. Maybe we're being melodramatic about this—she's a pretty girl with her clothing off. We need to turn this tearjerker into a... well, a different sort of jerker.
· See more pics at ZOO Today (zootoday.com)