A “Final Analysis” Of Kim Basinger’s Breasts

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We had one of our top agents, Richard Gere, go out into the field and analyze Ms. Basinger's tits in a variety of tests. What, you didn't know that Richard Gere worked for us? Of course he does. Anyway, Kim has lovely breasts.

In fact, they are so lovely that even though we asked Richard to test Kim back in 1992, he couldn't accurately describe them to us until today, nineteen years later. Obviously, we'd love an update on how they're doing right now, but we fear the world would end before we ever hear from Richard Gere again.

· "Final Analysis" (1992) (imdb.com)