It Is The East, And Juliette Is The Sun

While Lee Roy Myers assembles the cast for his porno "Romeo and Juliet", perhaps he'd like to consider Juliette Black for the leading role. Sure, she's a little bit too tatted up to pass for an Elizabethan era lady (unless this is a remake in the Baz Luhrmann vein), and we don't know how well she'd handle the dialogue...but come on, she's hot and she's got the right name. What more do you need?

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