Bring Me The Nipples Of Giselle Leon

There are many things going for the recently-wrapped production of "A Wet Dream on Elm Street." We can't say enough about the special effects makeup and impish evil of Anthony Rosano as Freddy. But Giselle Leon's nipples. God Damn.

Why Ms. Leon was wearing that outfit as Freddy Krueger's parole officer, and why his jail cell wasn't locked, is all part of the willing suspension of disbelief we must grant the Porno Industrial Complex for all the myriad joys it gives us.

Plus, Giselle Leon's nipples.

"Yes," she says when pressed. "People seem to like them."

Her nipples are so big and expressive and flesh-colored that they seem to have been taken from another part of her body, as if they were the first nipples crafted from labia.

It was for this reason that the Freddy/Parole Officer sex scene seemed far more gentle, loving, and wholesome than one would expect from a nightmare character. Even Leon's butt cleavage was pristine and transcendent.

Directed by the pristine and transcendent Lee Roy Myers, "A Wet Dream on Elm Street" will be released later this summer by Tom Byron Pictures.

· Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)

Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)