American Apparel Not Even Trying To Make Clothes Anymore

Scene from the American Apparel factory floor:

Worker One: What do you mean, we're out of fabrics? How can that be possible?

Worker Two: I don't know, I think we made too many bow ties or something.

Worker One: But we have to fill this order for a shipment of dresses! What are we going to do?

Worker Two: Well, there is this sheer fabric left over from our failed American Apparel curtains experiment...

Worker One: Sure, that'll do. Fire up the clothing machines!

(Uh, not that we're complaining or anything.)

· American Apparel (americanapparel.net)