Kelly Brook’s Nipples Are Really Excited To Be Here!

June 22, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Can't you tell? She's fresh out of the water, feeling fancy free, loving the way the wind runs across her skin and gives her goosebumps. We just realized something. Nipples: they're like huge, erotic goosebumps.

That'll change the way you think about your skin forever. Is there such thing as a goosebump fetish? If not, we'd like to pioneer that. We think it could be fun! Playing with body temperature, tickling, etc—it's not that unusual when you think about it. And you know that Kelly Brook would be down.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)