And, more pressingly, what on earth is going on with your thigh? Is that a tattoo? Are you engaging in the new trend of thighjazzing? Do you have a very sexy birthmark we were heretofore uninformed about? Or is that just a very clever way of pointing the way to your erogenous zones?
Inquiring minds want—nay, need—to know!
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