What Color Are Your Panties, Maria Fowler?

And, more pressingly, what on earth is going on with your thigh? Is that a tattoo? Are you engaging in the new trend of thighjazzing? Do you have a very sexy birthmark we were heretofore uninformed about? Or is that just a very clever way of pointing the way to your erogenous zones?

Inquiring minds want—nay, need—to know!

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