“Euro Milk Juggs” Marks the Return to Classy Continental Porn

If you're like me, your brain is hurting from those pornographic think-pieces we've been covering lately (for a while I thought "gender-fluid" was a euphemism for sperm). Well, cogitate no longer: "Euro Milk Juggs" is all about floppy Euroboobs.

If the idea of breasts being referred to as "milk juggs" sends you straight back to 7th grade, this movie is for you.

We're not sure where this footage is from, but in several scenes the uni-named cast ("Heidi," "Ludwiga") speaks German and is clearly (and delightfully) unaugmented.

Beyond that, I could have made a better movie with my friends from the AV Club at Bogue Chitto Junior High and a couple of willing substitute gym teachers; while this movie isn't "good" by today's standards of corporate porn, it does have a lots and lots of fleshy "lustig!" boobies.

Yes, boobies. I can't bring myself to say milk juggs.

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Buy "Euro Milk Juggs" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Euro Milk Juggs" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Euro Milk Juggs" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Euro Milk Juggs" (tlavideo.com)