Jolene Is Like L.A. In The Form Of A Naked Lady

She's brash, beautiful, blonde, maybe a little bossy, and ornately tattooed. We wanted to slip a Dolly Parton joke in here, but if we did, Jolene would probably punch us in our necks. And we would totally be cool with that.

It's not just because we have a thing for pain, it's because Jolene seems like a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to punch people in the neck to get it. She clearly wanted to have Nate "Igor" Smith take naked pictures of her whilst she felt herself up and pouted for the camera, and that's exactly what went down. Of course, Igor wanted the same thing from Jolene—he calls her "clearly unreasonably hot." But oh gosh, if he hadn't intended to record her nudity: damn. Protect ya neck, Igor.

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