Alexis Texas And I Both Cope With “Sexsomnia”

When I found out that Vouyer Media was doing a movie about sexsomnia, I thought someone was finally telling the story of the NREM Arousal Parasomnia that millions of people (including me) deal with. Actually, this movie is about Alexis Texas fucking her sleepy boyfriend.

Sexsomnia

Studio: Vouyer Media
Director: Zander
Cast: Alexis Texas, Aubrey Addams, Jynx Maze, Madison Ivy, Vicki Chase, Marco Banderas, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Sascha

I suppose I should've known that something was wrong with Vouyer Media's idea of sexsomnia when the movie opened with this "definition" for the word:

"(sex · som · nia) n. : -to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep."

Who are "they"? Why is this definition formatted for a verb? Merriam-Webster wouldn't dish out something like this. And what makes this even more odd is the fact that they sent out a press release that discussed sexsomnia's appearance on "House," and they accurately summed it up as a "non-rapid eye movement parasomnia (similar to sleepwalking) that causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep."

Sexsomnia (the affliction, not the film) comes in a lot of different forms and flavors—some good, some strange, and some that land people in jail. It can be anything from masturbating to instigating penetrative sex, and in some cases, people have even gone out into the night, brought back strangers, and had sex with them without waking up or remembering any of the events. It's like sleepwalking, only even riskier.

"Sexsomnia" (now we're talking about the movie) has nothing to do with the sleep disorder; it's actually all about taking advantage of unconscious loved-ones. For example, the first scene has Alexis Texas sneaking up on the slumbering Marco Banderas, slowly rubbing his cock through the comforter, and trying not to wake him up. His grumbles make her hesitate for a second, but Alexis is determined to suck Marco to stiffness so she might ride him at her leisure. You know that hip-shaking, bubbling, rumbling ass thing that Alexis Texas does? She can do it without anyone else's help and that makes her the most attractive sleep rapist ever. Marco eventually wakes up to scratch himself, and he figures that Alexis could use a break from humping by her lonesome.

There are only two ways this could be considered sexsomnia:

1. Vouyer Media believes that Marco's erection is indicative of his participation and engagement in the sexual acts (which it is not).
2. Alexis is sleepwalking when she comes into the room. That could be it!

I don't mean to knock the sleep-rape fantasy at all—who wouldn't want to wake up to find that Alexis Texas is in the middle of riding you like you're some organic Sybian? And not only is the submissive partner as passive and helpless as possible, but there's also the tiny implication that the sleeper is a good fuck even when he or she is doing absolutely nothing. But once again, this has nothing to do with sexsomnia.

This is still a cute movie though (if you're into the idea of cozy couples crossing boundaries with each other)! I especially love the way Madison Ivy tries to wake up Mark Ashley by sitting on the bed and offering him food: "Bacon? Sausage?" The mere mention of breakfast meats is enough to make his dick hard under the covers, and so Madison gingerly begins to moisten the tip of his penis with her lips. She pokes his tummy and waits for a response, and when he doesn't do anything, she takes his entire cock down her throat. After riding him for a solid ten minutes, she voraciously licks her juices off him, and the slurping wakes him up.

And just so sleep-rape doesn't seem like a one-way street, let's take a moment to talk about Vicki Chase. She fell asleep while her boyfriend, Sascha, was playing on the computer, so he takes the opportunity to pull her panties aside and eat her out. "However will he remove her panties without waking her?" I asked with bated breath. Conveniently, Sascha was able to slip off her undies as Vicki Chase rolled onto her side. One of the hottest moments in all of "Sexsomnia" happens a few minutes later, when Vicki slowly wakes up to find that Sascha is spooning her and pounding away at her pussy. Her crinkled, angry brow softens with each thrust from his hips, and soon she's become absorbed in his rhythm, pushing her ass back to meet his cock.

Maybe someday there will really be a movie about sexsomnia. And maybe someday I'll find out why Vouyer Media spells their name like that.

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