Cindy Behr Is An “Office Perk”

I like the British version of the office better. What Bluebird's "Office Perks" tells us about working in The City is that full-breasted and amenable temps are not only great organizers but also dress for easy access to their bums.

We selected two blonde scenes, as blondes are often under-represented in porn.

Cover model Stacey Saran and Cindy Behr, though they play opposite sides of the Blonde Spectrum-the former forgetful but charming, the latter organized and charming-both don't blush at going beyond simple coffee and Xerox service in attending to their bosses.

It's odd how an English accent can make anyone seem cosmopolitan; were these temps played by American porno-newbies, no doubt their sullen demeanors would make viewers wonder how they got jobs in offices rather than at the DMV.

While I did appreciate the significance of the jaunty tissue sticking straight up from its dispenser in the Cindy Behr scene, I felt the whole movie suffered from poor lighting and an almost criminal unwillingness to focus for too long on those parts that make porn such a beloved international resource: the boxcover was the best-composed shot in the whole movie.

But these Brits, with their imperial cocksuredness and stiff upper everything, reassured me that I could walk into any London office and fuck the secretary.

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