The “Lake Placid” Alligator Does Not Care For Natural Breasts

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That's how you know he must be some prehistoric monster. We're not saying fake breasts are for evil, human-eating beasts; we're just saying that boob prejudice is appalling and must be stopped now.

We never saw this movie (partially because it was made for TV) so as far as we know, the monstrous alligator rose up from the depths of the lake because he was insulted by the natural boobs in the water. Why are the movies in our head so much more satisfying than actual movies? Narcissism aside, we'd like to take moment to have you read through this list of films about killer crocodiles. I'm embarrassed to say that I saw "Dinocroc vs. Supergator," but did not see either of the Mega Shark films.

· "Lake Placid 2" (2007) (imdb.com)