What Color Are Your Panties, Sharon Stone?

And more importantly, why are you wearing them? Your vagina starred in one of the most famous upskirt shots of all time, so you've been freed from the restrictive requirement of undergarments for the rest of your life. Take advantage of that, please!

We do, however, appreciate that your panties appear to match your dress exactly. That's the sort of detail that only the classiest of ladies pay attention to. And you're still classy, despite some... missteps. (Cough, cough, "Basic Instinct 2," cough.)

· Sharon Stone Panty Peek (taxidrivermovie.com)