We Have Performance Anxiety Just Looking At Charlene McKenna

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We imagine that actually getting naked in bed with Ms. McKenna would be just like it's portrayed on the UK's Channel 4 series, "Sirens": very exciting, breathtaking even, and then quickly disappointing. You'd hear the vibrator going the minute the door closed behind you.

But then, like a phoenix rising from the flames, you'd somehow come back and fuck her brains out and she would do the same to you! There would be a montage showcasing your excellent chemistry which would be set to "Apache" by Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band. The pillow talk would be amazing and the breakfast you shared the next morning would be so hearty that you would both orgasm at the kitchen table.

· "Sirens" (TV 2011) (imdb.com)