Please Do Not Punch Emmanuelle Seigner’s Perfect French Boobs

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You've got a thing for boxing, that's fine. We have a thing for watching Emmanuelle Seigner endlessly dress and undress herself, and you should respect that. Using her tits as tiny punching bags jeopardizes this good thing we have going.

It's funny what we're willing to let slide when Jean-Luc Godard has his name on the credits. Jump cuts, random anecdotes, and manic pixie dream people are just par for the course—perhaps it's because he did these first. Anyway, if there's one thing we're never going to excuse, it's treating tits poorly. That shall never fly in the House of Fleshbot. Random observation: Emmanuelle Seigner has been Roman Polanski's wife since 1989.

· "Détective" (1985) (imdb.com)