These T-Shirts Are Not Safe For Anything

Jason Faulkner does some pretty unique airbrush work, nothing like the stuff you'd find at the county fair (we hope). His t-shirts feature some rather intense hardcore scenes. We defy you to think of an occasion for which any of these are appropriate to wear.

Maybe we would wear one of these if we had to go to a rival's birthday party and cause a scene. We'd trash the cake, maybe pop all his balloons, and steal hella chips and stuff. Then people would be like, "Whoa, did you see that porn journalist swoop in and steal our food? I could tell he was a porn journalist because he's wearing a shirt upon which there has been airbrushed two girls performing fellatio."

· See more shirts/learn about Jason Faulkner at Vice Style (vicestyle.com)