“Real Housewives of the San Fernando Valley”: You Know Where This Is Going  

When one of their number falls on hard times and begins renting her Porn Valley McMansion as an adult filming location, four well-kept ladies of a certain age do their part to uphold the City Charter of Encino.

To explain the plot of this "Real Housewives of..." parody would be to make redundant the split-second summary you already concocted when clicking to read this piece.

So I'll just say that each of these women (with Lexi Belle thrown in) looks exactly like any of the women you would see hopping in and out of Land Rovers along Ventura Blvd. in between Sepulveda and White Oak. I'm not sure there was even a script.

So uncannily do the delicious Julia Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Inari Vachs, and the enchanting-voiced Tanya Tate channel their characters that one could be forgiven for thinking they occupy the exact same zip code.

Sadly, actual porn budgets being what they are, we never get the chance to see all the housewives throwing down in the same room, as their real-life counterparts do when they go slumming in Van Nuys. But we appreciate the effort.

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Buy "Real Housewives Of The San Fernando Valley Parody" (gamelink.com)
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