“Fleshlighting”: The Fleshlight-Inspired Romantic Comedy That No One Asked For (Starring Jenna Haze!)

"Mainstream" is a funny word. To those in the indie crowd, it indicates a project that has the funding of big studios and corporations. To Sarah Palin, it indicates anyone in the news media who doesn't agree with her. And then, of course, there are the people of Porn Valley, for whom "mainstream" means "any production that doesn't involve graphic, hardcore sexual action." The last standard is pretty much the only one by which "Fleshlightning" could be considered mainstream.

You'll forgive us if this post isn't up to our usual standard of witty repartee: actually watching the four minute extended trailer (and, even better, minute long promotional music video) seems to have killed an alarming number of brain cells. But maybe that's just us: perhaps you, dear reader, exist in a world where "all men" fantasize about screwing a magical Fleshlight (purchased from your local stereotypical Asian retailer, natch), thus magically impregnating the real Jenna "Born Without A Uterus" Haze...and then, of course, pursuing an odd couple-style relationship with the porn legend before realizing that the girl for you is the nerdy best friend who was there all along.

And if you do, well, god bless. We'll just be here, trying to form some coherent thoughts about the project.

We'll probably be a while.

· "Fleshlightning" (fleshlightning.com)